American Daydream♥

The only person you should try to be better than, is the person you were yesterday.

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when you get to school and realize you forgot to put on deodorant 

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1 month ago on May 31st, 2014 | J | 447,996 notes
how my mother works
me: mom i got all A's
mom:
me: mom i cleaned the whole house
mom:
me: mom i don't do drugs and i'm not pregnant
mom:
mom: is this your cup on the table?
me: yes
mom: you never do anything right i do for you all day long and you do nothing for me but stress me out you are so out of control you are grounded if you think you had no life before you just wait i cant believe you treat your own mother this way get out of my sight
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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

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THE TRUTH

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“You’re so innocent.”

totally-relatable:

That’s what you think.

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