American Daydream♥

The only person you should try to be better than, is the person you were yesterday.
how my mother works
me: mom i got all A's
mom:
me: mom i cleaned the whole house
mom:
me: mom i don't do drugs and i'm not pregnant
mom:
mom: is this your cup on the table?
me: yes
mom: you never do anything right i do for you all day long and you do nothing for me but stress me out you are so out of control you are grounded if you think you had no life before you just wait i cant believe you treat your own mother this way get out of my sight
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thatfunnyblog:

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7 months ago on September 6th, 2013 | J | 307,981 notes

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

paxylite:

THE TRUTH

7 months ago on September 2nd, 2013 | J | 101,474 notes

“You’re so innocent.”

totally-relatable:

That’s what you think.

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thatfunnyblog:

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via dolliecrave

via dolliecrave

8 months ago on August 11th, 2013 | J | 420,101 notes
dolliecrave:

hardollarsign:

butts4you:

livin the life


livin la vida loca

dolliecrave:

hardollarsign:

butts4you:

livin the life

livin la vida loca

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