American Daydream♥

The only person you should try to be better than, is the person you were yesterday.

nerdjpg:

when you get to school and realize you forgot to put on deodorant 

image

3 months ago on May 31st, 2014 | J | 475,526 notes
how my mother works
me: mom i got all A's
mom:
me: mom i cleaned the whole house
mom:
me: mom i don't do drugs and i'm not pregnant
mom:
mom: is this your cup on the table?
me: yes
mom: you never do anything right i do for you all day long and you do nothing for me but stress me out you are so out of control you are grounded if you think you had no life before you just wait i cant believe you treat your own mother this way get out of my sight
7 months ago on January 20th, 2014 | J | 585,587 notes
1 year ago on September 6th, 2013 | J | 55,709 notes
1 year ago on September 6th, 2013 | J | 123,305 notes
thatfunnyblog:

Funny Stuff you like?

thatfunnyblog:

Funny Stuff you like?

1 year ago on September 6th, 2013 | J | 340,337 notes

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

paxylite:

THE TRUTH

1 year ago on September 2nd, 2013 | J | 102,334 notes

“You’re so innocent.”

totally-relatable:

That’s what you think.

image

1 year ago on September 2nd, 2013 | J | 56,750 notes
thatfunnyblog:

Funny Stuff you like?

thatfunnyblog:

Funny Stuff you like?

1 year ago on August 31st, 2013 | J | 221,520 notes
1 year ago on August 22nd, 2013 | J | 7,187 notes

via dolliecrave

via dolliecrave

1 year ago on August 11th, 2013 | J | 428,435 notes